Welcome to Gehenna

WOW. It took me an embarrassingly long amount of time to figure out this whole blogging thing. I tried and failed at least five times before I realized that this is where the blog goes, and that is where the profile goes. Great. So. Now that THAT is all taken care of.
Moving on.
I would just like to point out to anyone reading this that, as a matter of fact, NO I am not at all nervous about this blog, despite the fact that it's taken me forever to get it up. Writing is as natural to me as breathing is to you, and I feel no shame or hesitation in posting it up for the entire world to see and critique. So HA.
By the way, did I mention I'm a compulsive liar?
To be fair, I might be just a tinsy-winsy, itty-bitty wittle bit shakey--I mean, it is a new concept for me, to make a commitment like this--
Actually, you know what? NO. I'm not nervous. I AM NOT NERVOUS. In fact, I'd be more nervous about picking flowers than--
But still, it's a pretty big step and a month ago I didn't want to do this at all. If I had made a list about all the things I wanted to do, creating a blog site that I have to keep up with regularly would be just before eating rocks and making paintings with my own blood.
But I'm going to do this anyway. Right? Yes. Absolutely. Because I do love writing. That part was true.